Ethan

Ethan is a member of The Lads as well as a tag-along member of The Gays. In addition, he's one of the founding 8-Ballers.

The image used for Ethan is of Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion, reason being that Shinji is one of very many generic looking anime protagonists - they usually are slim, have short brown hair, have a simple face, etc - and Ethan fits the look for being a generic anime protagonist.

Personality
Thoughtful, sensitive, and compassionate, Ethan's silly and lazy demeanour tends to mask his true, kind nature (making him comparable to an iceberg). He's extremely loyal to those he cares for and has grown very strong, hard-to-shatter bonds with all of his closest friends. Though he's been known to make people angry with just a few words, Ethan is almost always a pleasure to strike up a conversation with.

Ethan can come off as extremely goofy at times when he does things that are really foolish or immensely confusing. Either way though, this silly attitude is apart of the charm that comes with Ethan. This is also shown in his witty humour and his ability to bounce off people in a conversation really well. However, this attitude is also accompanied by the fact that he's not exactly the brightest person, though this doesn't change him much, and the fact that in serious situations or discussions, he'll tend to be the one to say something stupid midway through. No matter whether it's to relieve tension or because he's bored, this sort of thing has been known to aggravate people in the friend group quite a bit.

In a public setting, we see that Ethan is still able to be himself without caring, yet when it comes to social interactions with people he isn't comfortable with, there seems to be a lot of anxiety and shyness about him - however, this has been slowly getting a bit better as he becomes a bit more confidence in himself. Nonetheless, if they, or even a friend, happen to say an opinion he doesn't agree with, you know for sure he's starting an argument. His strong opinions and values lead to him always ending up in the midst of some sort of debate. This can range from a feud about Jon (from Garfield) to proving whether or not God exists. No matter what, he has an opinion on it, and even if it's something he'd rather not argue about because he may feel it's not worth his time, you can be sure he as some sort of inner opinion on the matter.

Being a fan of comics, anime, tv shows, and games, Ethan's unique imagination is made understandable by all the media he consumes. He'll spend hours on end conjuring worlds, scenarios and characters within his mind, but that's usually where they'll stay - writing things up takes just a bit too much. However, giving him the benefit of the doubt, his laziness and general lack of motivation is something Ethan actively works on and is trying to overcome.

Ass Eaterz
The Ass Eaterz was a cult birthed by Ethan himself and he'll often attempt to get people to join his cult, even if having to trick people into it. The cult itself is actually based around praising Cheese Grator through sacrificing turtles to him.

Growable Girlfriend
Gifted to him by Regan because had yet to ever be in a relationship, Ethan attained a growable girlfriend and named her Jon. By putting it in a glass of water, it begun to take form, growing slowly but surely each day.

The Demonic Family Tree
Within the ranks of the Demonic Family Tree, Ethan takes his place at as the 5th child of Satan (Ax) and Regan, just behind Brandon, their 4th child. Ethan was a unique case as he actually just showed up at Satan and Regan's door one day and declared that he was their child. Neither of them willing to object it, he was accepted into the family.

Stuart
Ethan is the one that originally manifested the first depiction of Stuart - though he didn't create Stuart. Stuart is one of the Frog Gods, the God of Hearts, but he isn't actually a God or even a frog for that matter, he just took the roll after the previous God Of Hearts died. He is kind though, and will respectfully ask for your heart (killing you to get it after you accept). Ethan prays to him regularly.

Beyblade Wars
Ethan was one of the participants in the Beyblade Wars - a series of battles in which participants would spin around while holding their bags as to try and bring down their foe.

Miscellaneous

 * Ethan is being groomed by Cr1TiKaL.

Stand
Artificial Non-Humanoid Close-Ranged Humanoid: Natural Humanoid Long-Distance}} "A Stand is a concept introduced in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. This a FanStand Created by Regan for Ethan." Techno Syndrome appears as a game controller connected to a wire that can extend up to 1m long. This wire doesn't need an outlet to be plugged into something, and so can be plugged into anything (brick, flesh, water, blood, metal, etc). Once its plugged into something, a humanoid stand - Techno Syndrome's true form - will appear from it made of the same material that the wire was plugged into (similarly to the fool, it's made out of the substance but doesn't actually look like it). The material decides the properties that Techno Syndrome has. For example, if it's made of stone, it would be really powerful and durable but be slow, while if it was made of water, attacks would practically phase through it and it could move fast but it could basically cause no damage. Specific materials might have specific properties, like metal and water could conduct electricity, ice can cool things, spongy materials could absorb water, magnetic material would make it magnetic, glass could intensify light to the point of creating a fire, etc etc
 * japanese_name=テクノ・シンドローム
 * romanized_name=Tekuno Shindoroomu
 * localized_name=Techno Kombat
 * user=Ethan
 * namesake=Techno Syndrome (The Immortals song)
 * type=Controller:

Unlike most stands, Techno Syndrome can't be controlled normally and instead, Ethan must control it using the gaming controller. As well as just general movements and melee attacks, he can make it do other things like, if Ethan holds down the right trigger, Techno Syndrome can shoot a tiny bit of the material it's made of out of the tip of its finger at deadly speeds like a gun. Additionally, because Techno Syndrome can travel quite far, if Ethan can no longer see his stand, he can hold down the centre button on his controller to broadcast a live, 3rd person view of his stand onto a nearby screen so that he can still control it.

If the wire is unplugged by anything or anyone, Techno Syndrome disappears.

Parameters
Techno Syndrome's parameters change a lot due to the material its made of but here's a few common ones.

Stone:
Power: A ¦ Speed: E ¦ Range: A (100m) Persistence: B ¦ Precision: D ¦ Potential: A

Water:
Power: E ¦ Speed: B ¦ Range: A (100m) Persistence: A ¦ Precision: D ¦ Potential: A

Metal:
Power: B ¦ Speed: B ¦ Range: A (100m) Persistence: B ¦ Precision: E ¦ Potential: A

Quotes

 * "Moron"
 * "Kool"
 * "Jon / From Garfield"
 * "I watched a guy chop his dick off once"
 * "Leather wings like Joe Mama."
 * "Kane has been seperated"
 * "Moew"
 * "Sket"
 * "Doin your mom / doin-doin your mother!"
 * "Doin your mom / doin-doin your mother!"

Trivia

 * Ethan is short.
 * He has an obsession with Garfield, especially Jon from Garfield, to the point of naming his growable girlfriend after him.
 * Ethan is a sub bottom.
 * Ethan's favourite anime is Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.